Bucket List

I know it has been a while but...What I don't wanna forget come daylight are the things that I want to do before..you know..I die. So by popular demand I formed my very own bucket list...Here it goes.

1. I want to go swimsuit shopping in a regular store and not have some lady custom fit chest by tarps of fabric.

2. I want to be mistaken for Marilyn Monroe...NOT Anna Nicole Smith, God rest her soul, TRIMSPA BABY!

3. Have extremely long hair where I can just ran around with my unmentionables covered.

4. Own a pair of Manolo Blahniks or an entire store..

5. Meet or be best friends with Lady Gaga and/or Britney Spears.

6. Go jogging painlessly and black eye free.

7. Dance like or better than Fergie and Beyonce put together.

8. Win a karokee contest with Katie Acheson singing the girl part to Teenage Dirtbag.

9. Pull off Heidi Montag's lips.

10. Own 10.000 MK Bucks and use them.

11. Have beautiful carmel babies.

12. Turn down a job at Hooters and least ten times.

13. Be asked to pose for playboy and laugh.

14. Dye my hair completely brown, not just get a reverse weave, freak out, and call it a day.

15. Get in a gasoline fight like in Zoolander.

16. Own a bedazzled pink Hookah.

17. Have a closet the size of the Taj Mahal.

18. Get bitten by Robert Pattinson.

19. Live in Greece for at least a month.

20. Get hair advice from Snooki.

21. Talk to Ke$ha about aliens.

22. Complete the 21 run in 2 hours... and live.

23. Write a best-selling novel about Vampires.

24. Learn how to make calorie free gelato.

...hopefully there will be a bucket list part two soon to come