Awake is the new sleep

First of all, who creates a pill besides cocaine or speed that makes you not go to sleep. How is that supposed to make anyone feel better? O well so you're not feeling well...here maybe if you don't sleep for a month you'll feel back to normal. Smart.
Now I have all of this extra time which I do not know what to do with. Should I join a secret fight club? And if I did wouldn't the first rule of fight club be not to talk about fight club?...I have all of this extra time that is now being devoted to online shopping, stumbling on Firefox, and listening to John Mayer. Real productive right?